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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK THEM ON THE SPOT
(blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) i um…dont have a card for…this situation….
I look full white
i look like
the devil
and i’m tryna let you appropriate this pussy
get inside that bitch
look around, feel the interior, stroke ya chin inside that bitch,
have an existential crisis and become the embodiment of a sad boy
then let the pussy swallow you whole and consume you
when you escape that bitch, you come out a new man
eyebrows freshly threaded and errthang
SO I’M SITTING WITH MY CRUSH, DOING MY HOMEWORK AT STARBUCKS WITH HIM (which is a blog I’ve been keeping to explain my experiences for this one class) WHEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS HE’S HEADING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE. I SAY GOODBYE AND HE JUST GOES "Aren’t you coming?" AND I SAY "Well.." AND BEFORE I CAN SAY ANYTHING ELSE HE GIVES ME A GOOFY SMILE AND SAYS:
"I’d be lost without my blogger"
GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS. HE HAS A TUMBLR.
i don’t even like christmas
no dildo for you
who needs a dildo when you got god’s love
god isn’t going to fuck you
GOD FUCKS ME EVERY NIGHT
same which explained why I woke up naked this morning xD
Stop bringing God into your sex life its just creepy.
ur just jealous because God doesn’t give you his holy dick sad life
Wtf
